Update: Congrats to fellow Clevelander and DansDeals Forums moderator Chaikel on winning #FTOTY2021!
— VOTE FOR #FTOTY2021 CHAMPIONSHIP NOW! (@VaadHaBadchanim) January 14, 2022
We’ve been posting deals on Twitter since March 2009, but over the past several years it’s been fun to watch the proliferation of frum (religious Jewish) humor on Twitter. The @VaadHaBadchanim has an annual bracket for the frum Tweet of the year.
Updated Elite 8 bracket pic.twitter.com/c9Vc6aYM7V
— VOTE FOR #FTOTY2021 CHAMPIONSHIP NOW! (@VaadHaBadchanim) January 9, 2022
No, nobody had to take out an ad for this:
take out an ad on @DansDeals ?
— Shmaltz News (@theschmaltz1) January 7, 2022
After narrowing down a bracket of 32, the finals are between DDF moderator Chaikel and @Tmerz10:
A Non Jewish lifeguard asked me what everyone was saying when they left the lazy river, and I had the opportunity to explain the beauty of Asher Yatzar pic.twitter.com/rICjXVzeJn
— Chaikel (@ChaikelK) August 10, 2021
Straight outa Baba Kama pic.twitter.com/j8RWTJBT6V
— TM (@Tmerz10) November 15, 2021
It’s a close race now, but you can vote for your favorite here by 11am ET. Which is your favorite?
WHO WINS #FTOTY2021?
— VOTE FOR #FTOTY2021 CHAMPIONSHIP NOW! (@VaadHaBadchanim) January 13, 2022
I’ve had my share of fun on Twitter over the past 13 years, as have others with a DansDeals twist.
Other tweets will also include:
SMOKING HOT! Black Friday Special: BOGO Karbanos!
Price Mistake? Buy 1 Day Supply Of Olive Oil, Get 7 Days Free!
And the best tweet of all:
HURRY! FREE FLIGHTS TO ISRAEL ON MOSHIACH AIR!!!
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) October 28, 2020
@Delta executives are all praying they don't call the next mutation Delta One.
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) June 22, 2021
**Lakewood yungerman gets the delta variant only using points**
— ay (@aimhumor) July 25, 2021
Dan is the one who figured out that there were extra doses in the vials
— Leibel (@Squilled) December 17, 2020
— Leibel (@Squilled) January 14, 2022
@delta We are unable to honor your request for $50,000,000 in reimbursement compensation for the ATL power outage, but we have deposited 4,000 bonus miles into your Delta SkyMiles® account as a goodwill gesture.
We hope that @ATLairport will be in your future travel plans.
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) December 20, 2017
@ELALUSA @EL_AL_AIRLINES We are unable to honor your request for $700,000,000 in compensation, but we can offer you a free* flight between Tel Aviv and Europe, subject to capacity controls, fuel surcharges, and an NDA.
We hope that @Israel will be in your future travel plans!
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) March 10, 2020
— Jewish Jokes courtesy of Imray Phee (@ImrayPhee) August 30, 2021
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) August 30, 2021
I think Sandy Koufax should at least get honorable mention if we are ranking these 🤣🤣🤣
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) July 12, 2021
— Shidch App (@ShidchApp) October 14, 2021
Isru chag, 2021: "oooh, foil is on clearance. Let's stock up and put it away with the Pesach stuff."
Before Pesach 2022, unpacking the Pesach stuff, everything already covered, "I forgot we stocked up last year! We'll use it next year."
Isru chag 2022, "foil is on clearance!"
— Leibel (@Squilled) April 5, 2021
Yeshivish guys are on a first name basis with @Dansdeals.
"Did you see what Dan posted today?"
"I heard Dan has a link for flight tickets."
"My brother went to Yeshiva with Dan."
— ay (@aimhumor) July 15, 2019
@DansDeals is a noun:
"No, I didn't use a travel agent, it was a dansdeal"
It's a verb:
"I'm not waiting for black Friday, I'm going to dansdeal it"
It's an adjective:
"when you're at target, just let me know if there are any dansdeal type things"
— Leibel (@Squilled) December 22, 2020
I jump on this every time you post it and am creating a nice collage in my office!!! pic.twitter.com/rgumD2by9l
— Frank Cruz (@scbtnd) March 1, 2021
We need a separate page on dansdeals not based on sales but on items that have a high likelihood of my wife letting it into the house…
— Kingoftunas (@kingoftunas) December 2, 2020
— Leibel (@Squilled) December 5, 2019
— President-elect Iz (@Izzy_Az_Pie) May 28, 2019
— Shidch App (@ShidchApp) April 21, 2021
It was only 1,000,000 points.
I almost bought it, but the $100,000,000 in fuel surcharges killed the deal!
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) September 16, 2020
Tomorrow's post: How the Chase 5/24 rule can block you from buying an airline and how to avoid it
— Leibel (@Squilled) September 16, 2020
— YankyNotYankee (@YankyNotYankee) September 17, 2021
shoutout to the @DansDeals team that is approving all of these epic comments and not being Toby Flendersons
— Zoli ⚡️ (@zolihonig) August 4, 2020
@DansDeals is declaring yet another victory over a major American conglomerate that tried to rip off his readers.
— Leibel (@Squilled) June 18, 2020
— Chaikel (@ChaikelK) August 21, 2020
Reading Dan going through the clues in the video is like watching your genius nephew solving all the Yiddishe Kup puzzles while you're like, "I think this is a shul. Yup. Definitely a shul." https://t.co/PeeFSPdzdb
— Leibel (@Squilled) September 9, 2020
I follow @DansDeals so my feed like:
ETH…crypto…startups… Fisher Price…NFT…RE…VC…Fruit of the Loom…
— Shani Majer (@ClicWill2) September 5, 2021
— Leibel (@Squilled) February 1, 2021
— Leibel (@Squilled) February 11, 2020
— Ari (@BenchimolAri) September 23, 2020
I love @DansDeals because like my whole TL is the world's finishing but then I see that I can get extra virgin olive oil for $7.99 with a rebate
— Mendel Kalmenson (@mendelkalmenson) March 17, 2020
— ShanaRishoinaYid (@YidWithBeard) October 6, 2021
Hey, just figured you could use some kosher popcorn over in Indiana, you're welcome anytime to a hot kosher meal in Cleveland 🙂 pic.twitter.com/YnIcQTRJi1
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) July 5, 2021
@DansDeals Flying to Israel to visit an ill family member with my small child, needed to find a small travel channukia. Nothing at Target… But bumped into the "Channuka Tank" in the parking lot. Problem solved. Thanks Dan. pic.twitter.com/PRAJ7sUJUW
— a spouse (@spousessayings) December 24, 2019
Only one person can challenge @realDonaldTrump and win: @DansDeals founder Dan Eleff. Who can beat the promise of a @Tesla for all, taxbreaks for Lifetime Platinum members, Black Friday every week, and socialized credit scores. Oh, and about foreign policy – he's a whiz at Catan.
— Yitzy Stern (@YitzyStern) December 4, 2019
My suspicion is that @DansDeals had something to do with this…
— Ben Langstein (@BLangsy) November 27, 2019
עקבתא דמשיחא? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/EBlQVQdKqv
— Dov Emerson (@dovemerson) November 11, 2019
Imagine if @DansDeals would announce BDE messages:
Shmerel is alive and well.
— Mottel Friedman (@mottelmn) November 8, 2019
— Leibel (@Squilled) August 30, 2019
What a wild Cinderella story!
Incredible meeting with Daniel Eleff of @DansDeals. The man had a passion, he started a blog, went all in, and has now turned it into an empire.
A one hour meeting and many fans who came over and asked in amazement “Are you Dan?”
— Hillel Fuld (@HilzFuld) June 6, 2019
— FlyerTalk (@FlyerTalk) January 3, 2019
— George (@FlyerTalkerinA2) November 23, 2018
“So, nu, what do you do?” pic.twitter.com/kvoqRo6JsX
— D Bash (@DBashIdeas) November 23, 2018
This story is unbelievable. A man buying a @Tesla asks for his account to be recognized as an owner on the Tesla forums.
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) November 18, 2018
I love that you legally changed Elon Musk's name to Elon Dansdealshttps://t.co/QUwdmyUXvT
— Chaikel (@ChaikelK) November 16, 2018
— Vigo the Vig (@blind_nut) November 30, 2018
— Leibel (@Squilled) November 16, 2018
Finished reading @DansDeals post about @Tesla forum access mess (https://t.co/tWM7I0KqeP) sounds like a data breach that ought to be reported to authority and perhaps users/buyers/owners. Has it been? pic.twitter.com/oPIKwj8mwA
— Karen Melchior (she/her) (@karmel80) November 18, 2018
Elal: well, it's official. We have the worst mileage program in the industry.
Elal: hold my beer.
— Leibel (@Squilled) August 1, 2018
Which is the bigger joke?
— Leibel (@Squilled) August 5, 2018
Your tweet is a joke because A) your conversation is censored as we aren't worthy to read about. B) Dan's specialty is his ability to dumb down the most complicated and complex redemptions. If he couldn't figure out, even after speaking with you, I'm not buying it.
— Leibel (@Squilled) August 5, 2018
— A.G. (@Stbx4life) July 17, 2018
We would love to have such a young aviation enthusiast grow up into a pilot with us! #FlyTheFriendlySkies ^CB
— United Airlines (@united) January 30, 2017
— Leibel (@Squilled) November 18, 2016
It's all about the #PlayoffBeard
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) November 3, 2016
"So, nu, 25k miles and we'll throw in the Hadran."
-Agudah member trying to negotiate with @DansDeals to speak at the Siyum HaShas
— D Bash (@DBashIdeas) November 2, 2016
Meanwhile @DansDeals trying to figure out how many Starwoods points he can trade for 2 runs in the bottom of the 10th.
— Clown Show Organization (@Huerts31) November 3, 2016
@DansDeals Thanks!! Got JFK-OGG $119 round trip – first class!! Awesome!!
— Elana Schwartz (@ElanaSchwartz) December 27, 2013
— D Bash (@DBashIdeas) January 14, 2014
And of course some classic deals, like the first Israel price mistake deal:
SIZZLING! RUN!!! JFK To Tel Aviv For Just $336.80 Round-Trip With Tax!http://t.co/bh7ViVEW
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) August 6, 2012
The Delta Price Mistake:
HURRY! CRAZY DELTA PRICE MISTAKES! http://t.co/RhEFLggUty
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) December 26, 2013
SAS: Pay For 1 Adult’s Airfare And Send Up To 8 Kids To HEL For Free!https://t.co/bwu0CjwgsI
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) May 1, 2018
And the free vacation in Vegas:
Flying to Vegas for ZERO dollars and staying at the Wynn for $30….what is not to love? http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/10704 #dansdeals
— Celeste (@icunurseceleste) November 21, 2010
That time Wideroe Airlines created a price mistake on United flights…
DIRT CHEAP UNITED FARES! http://t.co/HZOEesayt4
— DansDeals (@DansDeals) November 23, 2013
Well that was a fun trip down the rabbit hole, thanks for the good times Twitter!
Not a Twitter fan? You can always follow us via Telegram or SMS!
— Jew Like It (@JewLikeIt) May 27, 2020
If @DansDeals would post the corona vaccination as a price mistake, the entire frum community would go and get it.
— Shmaltz News (@theschmaltz1) December 16, 2020