SMOKING HOT! PRICELESS! CtownChosson.com Merges With KCityKallah.com!

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NEW YORK, August 12-PRNewswire-FirstCall-I’m thrilled to announce the latest corporate merger between entities in Cleveland, Ohio and Overland Park, Kansas. I am known by some (i.e. Rabbi Chaikin and others) as the “Sprinter Rebbe,” so this merger seemed apropos as the world headquarters of Sprint Corp. is in Overland Park.

After 23 years of searching I’m ecstatic to announce that I’ve found the most priceless deal ever: My engagement to Mimi Goldberg of Overland Park, KS! I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome anyone with a Starwood AMEX (just kidding!) that would like to share a L’chaim in honor of the latest Dansdeals merger. G-d willing we will be at Beis Levi Yitzchak this Wednesday night starting at 8:30pm. The address is 556 Crown Street, Brooklyn, NY 11213. The entrance is from the side, on Albany Avenue between Crown and Montgomery Streets.

Mazal Tov! Mazal Tov!

Daniel Eleff, CtownChosson (formerly known as Ctownbochur. )

CONTACT:
Wish us a mazal tov (or contact us for any Dansdeals.com advertising/barter opportunities!) at: mimianddaniel@dansdeals.com

HT: Berel and Chanie Sosover!

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Noah

wow. first to comment.

MAZEL TOV. that is all.

Tova and Yosef Nathan

WOOHOOO!! (a more thoughtful and brocha-filled post when giddiness dies down)

stern

mazal tov. dan. all brachos. you will make a great husband!!!!!!!

yankyb

MAZEL TOV! WE ARE SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! WE ARE SORRY WE WON’T BE AT THE L’CHAIM BUT WE HAVE SENT OUR REPS IN OUR PLACE!

Rachel B.

cute – mazel tov, dan.

mazeltov

MAZEL TOV!!!!!! Oif Simchas!! may you receive all of the brachos as you build your BNB!!! Keep up the site!!!

ANON

MAZAL TOV!!!!

Eric

Mazel Tov

Tzvi

Mazel Tov

LE Rosenbaum

Mazel Tov!!!

yankel

mazal tov! Expecting great deals on strollers very soon!

Shalom K.

Mazal Tov Dan,

Hope to see you by the l’chaim!!!

ruchster

Mazal Tov.

Mish

Mazal tov Daniel and Mimi,
May G-d grant you everything you want and need to build a everlasting…. amen!

Freilach

MAZEL TOV!!
We wish you happiness with Kol Tuv & together may you build a Bayis Ne’emon B’Yisroel
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yitzy

Mazel Tov

len

mazel tov, what great news!
Many years of great deals together

yechiel

MAZEL TOV!!!!!!!!!!! all the best!

mazeltov

MAZEL TOV!!!!!

DanFan

Mazal Tov!!!!!

mancunian

MAZEL TOV!!!

Scrable

MAZAL TOV!!!

AF

Mazal Tov!

Levi w

Mazal Tov! Mazal Tov!
Here’s the “deal” you have our permission (and our blessing) to get married but you better not slack off on the deals!!!! lol

Monsey Rabbi

MAZEL TOV!!!

I don’t need to tell YOU where to get a great deal on a diamond, but even if you buy it at Tiffany, you will be getting the deal of a lifetime.

No Worries

Mazal Tov

nadiv

very exciting news dan, may you two only have simchas!
mazal tov, mazal tov!

mazal tov

B”h dan mazal tov mazal tov may you have abinyan adai ad and all the rebbes brachos
moshiach now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

David

LOL… Check out the News Headline on ChabadTube (news box – below the video):

CTownBochur FINDS GREAT ‘DEAL’ — ON WIFE!

Berl

Mazal Tov Dan!

loyal reader

Mazal Tov!
Shetizke lvnos binyan adei ad and to have all the Rebbes brochos fulfilled!

zalman

Mazel Tov Mazel Tov
so if i only know you cuz i have a starwoods i shouldn’t come over 😉
Mazel Tov and all the brochos

Uri

Hot deal! 🙂

Mazal Tov!

Yossi at YossTek

Mazel Tov! 😀

Dan deal fan

Mazel Tov!! Great multi-tasker!

Yoko

Mazal Tov!

jack

ain’t no CTOWNBOCHUR anymore!!! MAZEL TOV!!

Chaim

I wish the party would be tonight. I’ll be out of town tomorrow. But, regardless, Mazal-Tov!!!

Chaya and Yossi

Mazel tov on your deal of a lifetime!!!

justshmooze.com

Mazel Tov!

Now if you only had any flight deals for **NYC** I might come by! :p

Global Tours

Mazel Tov from Global Tours and company….

naftoli

Mazel tov!

levi

Mazal Tov!!

Abbish

MAZEL TOV!! Welcome to the club (you can add it to your list :P).

AJ & Chaya

A very Heartfelt Mazel Tov, Mazel Tov Daniel & Mimi may you have all the brochos and all your wishes should be fulfilled together!
Thank you for everything over the years daniel,

Chaya & AJ

Bz

Mazel Tov! Welcome to the team, CtownKallah!

METZIAMAN

now you can DOUBLE all your credit card offers, etc. (this advice coming from a father of twins!) MAZAL TOV! MAZAL TOV!

avi

Mazal tov! mazal tov! only simchas etc. btw where are he pics

a

Having cle party?

Arthur

Mazel Tov! Mazel Tov! May God give you only happiness your entire life.

Anon

Mazol Tov!

Dan Fan

Mazal Tov!!!

shmuel

mazel tov mazel tov binyan adei ad and all the brochos and lots of hatzlocho

Reuven

Great news
Tell us when s/t is in Cleveland
Mazel Tov!

Mordy

Mazal Tov!

“CtownChosson (formerly known as Ctownbochur. )”
Good thing your site isn’t called ctownbochur anymore, right?
How about onlysimchas.com… oh right, that one’s taken.

Rubie and Rivkie

Mazel Tov! Mazel Tov! We are so excited for you and the family!

May we continue to share in Smachot!

Ploni

Mazel Tov Dan!!!!!!!!
By the way, I heard the Atrium has a 10% Fall Discount, Plus if you have the Atrium Business card you get an additional 7% off, Plus if you Type in promotion Code CHASUNA, An additional 20% OFF!!!
For first time Marriages, additional 8% off.
Last but not least, for a guy like you, another 45% off!!!!!!!!
Mazel TOV!!!!!!!

Boruch S Wolf

Mazel tov Dan. Truly great news. Aleh di Rebbes brochos zohlen mikuyem veren b’miluohn.

Starwood points

Can you rent a hall at a Starwood property and get double Starpoints?

Yossi W

Mazel Tov

Yankel E

Mazel Tov

AS

Mazal Tov!!

Kishke

Mazel Tov!I am so excited for both you.
Mimi, you found the best DEAL ever.
But i know that means we are gonna have even better deals coming our way.
Please post us a photo of you two together.

Toovy

Mazel Tov

Alan

Mazal Tov Dan!

Yitz

Mazal Tov

yzl

Mazel Tov!!!!

Mark

absolutely great news! mazal tov – may all the brachah you bring into our homes be manifest in yours a thousand times over!

Awesome

this is so exciting! I wish you a life full of happiness with your soon to be wife, mimi!

Avi

Mazel Tov Dan

May both your Neshamas grow together as one and may you always go in the same direction

I am beleive that the Rebbe ZY”O once said to a newly engaged couple, “Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but of looking in the same direction.”

I read a poem that may fit
Engagement is the time between
Being two and one.
It moves so fast the mountains shift
Before the survey’s done.

It’s not a thing you can get used to,
Trying for a fit;
It’s sheer uphill, the road to bliss,
And when you’re there, that’s it.

Exciting, thrilling, always new,
Full of joy and fear;
Things race by, yet move so slow
A month can take a year.

Love must wait, quite patiently,
To find its proper form;
Yet there it is, when we can look,
The peace within the storm.

http://www.poemsforfree.com/engage.htmlhttp://www.poemsforfree.com/engage.html

Eli

MAZEL TOV!!!!!

Steff

Mazel Tov!

Dan/Ctownbochur

Thanks to everyone for all of the kind words and emails-we love them-keep ’em coming!

Even if I don’t know you personally (yet) please stop on by and say lchaim with us tonight!

MARC

Mazel Tov may you a be zoche to build abayit neeman byisroel. may this be the deal of your life.

Sholom Ber Shuchat

mazal tov.

Sholom Ber Shuchat

caracas, venezuela
Southern Province of Cuba.

CharlesLight

Mazel Tov Rabbi Dan!!!!
I am thinking that the nature of some of the deals around here may soon change to be more family oriented.
Great Deal!!

E

wow ??? ???

E

oops that doesn’t look good it is sopposed to be mazal tov in Hebrew anyhow mazal rob I wish I could make it

Joseph

Mazal Tov

Chaya Joseph

Thank you dan for the great service you provide us all with your dedication to your fans and hard work in making the site the best it could be each and every day,

Josh & B

mazel tov! mazel tov! so sorry we are missing the lechaim, and cant wait to meet mimi! We’ll have the guest room ready for when you guys come on a vacation!!!!!

Shall Remain Nameless

MAZEL TOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shia

Mazel Tov
Asach Nachas

yada

Mazal Tov!

Will we soon be seeing more great homebody deals instead of all these great travel deals?

bg

MAZEL TOV!!!!!!!!
THANX FOR ALL THE GREAT DEALS!!

Batya in Pittsburgh

Mazel tov from da ‘Burgh!

reader

mazel tov!!!

NA NACH

there goes the summer trip. mazel tov

Romillian

MAZEL TOV!!! I wish I could be there to celebrate with you guys! I cant wait to meet you!
Btw, this is my newest favorite site!
Mazel tov again!

chmoke

mazel tov!

RDW

Mazal Tov

Ezzie

Mazel Tov!

yitzchok

mazel tov,dont be like chabadtube and leave everyone hanging just because your getting married.keep up your great site. marrige is important but so is dansdeals. thanx for all your good work. simchas brochos nachas kol tuv

Florida

Mazel tov from the sunshine state

omg

yo im so so sososo so so so so so so so so so happy for u !!! u the best !!! ur kallah is very lucky!!!

shuey

mazel tov!! only good and news for the both of you!!

sprint m

Mazel Tov. Seems like the best deal I’ve seen here!!

K

This might be a good deal…but nothing can be as good as that LAN.com deal- must have saved at least a hundred thousand in total. I saved 2 grand myself!!!

Mazel Tov!

chaim

2 grand?
my family easily saved 10 grand on the lan deal!

Pit Fan

mazel tov mazel tov

another pittsburgh simcha

hocker

Mazal Tov!!!

P.s. Better late than never!

yuneeq

It took you 23 years to find this deal and it took me 5 years to find this post.

Mazal tov!

meshugener

Mazel tov!!

Anonymous

A late Mazal Tov!

Shmobaum

Mazel TOV

Shmoogrr

@ Shmobaum
Better late than never

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