NEW YORK, August 12-PRNewswire-FirstCall-I’m thrilled to announce the latest corporate merger between entities in Cleveland, Ohio and Overland Park, Kansas. I am known by some (i.e. Rabbi Chaikin and others) as the “Sprinter Rebbe,” so this merger seemed apropos as the world headquarters of Sprint Corp. is in Overland Park.
After 23 years of searching I’m ecstatic to announce that I’ve found the most priceless deal ever: My engagement to Mimi Goldberg of Overland Park, KS! I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome anyone with a Starwood AMEX (just kidding!) that would like to share a L’chaim in honor of the latest Dansdeals merger. G-d willing we will be at Beis Levi Yitzchak this Wednesday night starting at 8:30pm. The address is 556 Crown Street, Brooklyn, NY 11213. The entrance is from the side, on Albany Avenue between Crown and Montgomery Streets.
Mazal Tov! Mazal Tov!
Daniel Eleff, CtownChosson (formerly known as Ctownbochur. )
Wish us a mazal tov (or contact us for any Dansdeals.com advertising/barter opportunities!) at: firstname.lastname@example.org
HT: Berel and Chanie Sosover!